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Friday, October 13, 2006

Why Dick? Why Jane?


Why Dick? Why Jane? And who came up with Spot!?!! Such boring names and such a big world. Not only that but it is probably illegal to use Dick and Jane now anyway. Do I know why? No but I do know how insane lawyers can be. That brings me on another topic about Sally awards but I think that I will stay on topic this time. Yes, I know that it is a book (or was a book) for beginning readers but I want to have little fun with it. What about that new movie called Fun with Dick and Jane? I have never seen it but I do know that Dick didn't want to change his name to Felipe and declare Nuclear war on Jane. That would have made it a lot more interesting. Sometimes I wish I could send this blog straight to Hollywood or book publishers and writers so they understand what it feels like to be a small, lowly person in Europe with big thoughts that could change how people think. Apple's slogan is, Think Different. I agree entirely.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Car Names? Boring!


Do you know car companies like Peugeot or Citroen? They make nice cars but there is always room for changes. There are the changes that are more simpol like the lights on Peugeot or something like that. There is one change that is needed most. It is the change of something that almost every car company does once. The change of the boring names. Some of the leaders of this problom ane Audi, Peugeot, Citroen, and Skoda. How are names like C5, A4, c300, or 206 suppost to make it easier to tell cars appart? I feel that not only I think this. You could replace these boring names with names like Quatro, Roadster, or Spy. Skoda is already fixing this problom by naming there new car the Roomster. Why peugeot is not naming there new car something like that and not 207 is beyond me so please do not ask me why.

Car Names? Boring!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Cheese Ball


I dn't know what this is about but Ido knowwhat a cheese ball is so that is very good. Mam rad loptu syrovu. they are pink slugfest slugs. Dd you know that I had a slugfest. I sgriveled slugs. I love slugfests so much I could eat. I eat shriveled sloppy johns. They are as good as slugs. And michal anjello sais I can't fresco. I can't fresco so i go buy a chicken at tesco. I fresco slugfest slugs. they are pink. Pink slugfest slus are good.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Warning


Warning labels on many bags and other thingys are not pointless but changeable. For instance ,on a coffee with a label that reads,"Warning, the beverage you are about to enjoy is extremely hot!" Those are only there because some lady sued because she spilled hot coffee and got burnt.(True story) All McDonalds needs to do is make a spill proof lid. If nobody does this to anything that has a warning label on it than in the year 2583 we will proboly be drinking coffee in giant warning labels, stickers, slips, or what ever you want to call them. It is a simlpe sulution to a simple problem. SO LADYS AND GENTLMEN, LET'S START A WAVE OF CHANGE!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006



Can violent video games affect the youth?

I think violent video games can effect the youth. For instance, if a kid was to play a game such as Texas chainsaw massacre (the first violent video game), they may think it is something you should do in daily life. There are tons of violent games today such as, Doom 3
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Gunslinger Girls 2
Half Life 2
Halo 2
Hitman: Blood Money (releases in 2005)
Manhunt
Mortal Combat: Deception
Postal 2
Shadow Heart
(Thanks to www.gaming-age.com)
Even though companies who make the games could be sued, they still make the games that will encourage kids to make bad choices in life. Kids are starting to only play video games all the time. They also are starting to only play violent video games. Adding to that, they learn about WW1 and WW2 in school. That makes them thing that violence is a good thing. Rating games is a good thing but it will help a little in this situation. I don’t think games with a lot of violence should be sold in stores. The first violent game (Texas chainsaw massacre) Parents boycotted stores that sold it and did not go back to them until they stopped selling it. Here’s an example of someone who wants to ban violent games.
The problem is that nobody’s banning violent video games. Indeed, the body of the article doesn’t even make such a claim. But that hasn’t stopped videogame blogs from parroting the accusation. Even to say that they are “banning” the sale of violent videogames to minors, although true, seems like an awfully inflammatory way to frame the legislation. The fact is that this is a very moderate proposal. It just says that kids shouldn’t be allowed to buy games that the game industry has already said they shouldn’t be playing! Its a reasonable compromise that brings violent videogames in line with other media and substances that we think are dangerous to children.Thanks to http://blogs.gameblogs.org/grownupgamer/?p=33 I think there should be less violence in video games. I think games with a lot of violence should NOT be sold in stores

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Quotes


"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. " Albert Einstien I like this because it is true and funny.



A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over.
Bengaman Franklin I like this because it is important to know



Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers I like this because it it means that if you give up you will not achive your goal.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Jims answering machine



I like blueberry topping. it tastes good. Pleas leave a coment after the beep. BEEP

Eat more beef

Eat more beef! The cows are killing our atmouspher. they are overpopulating the world. Chickens will soon rule the world and kill us all. Beware of chickens. eat more beef. eat more beef. eat more beef.